I’ve been seeing lots of kids slime recipes lately and it pisses me off. I want slime. Where’s the adult slime, people? So, here’s an “adult” version of slime that works as an anti-stree method. It’s time to make some relaxation lavender putty that we don’t have to share with our wiener children.

1 cup flour
1/2 cup salt
3 tbsp cream of tartar
1 tbsp oil
1/2 cup boiling water
10 to 20 drops lavender essential oil
Purple food colouring
Glitter (preferably gold)

Combine the flour, salt, cream of tartar, oil, boiling water and lavender essential oil in a bowl. Stir until the mixture becomes putty.

Add your food colouring and mix until the putty is all on colour.

Add your glitter and mix in. If you don’t add glitter, you might have to add more flour so that it’s not too tacky to the touch.

Let the putty mixture cool for about twenty minutes to half an hour.

Play and squeeze your anxiety away! Remember, no sharing with your children. This is adult putty and they’re probably the reason you need to squeeze it to relax lol.