While I Have You Here….
Hello my lovelies!
My website has been going through some pretty changes in the last little while and I can’t wait to show you the new look! I feel as though I’ve grown quite a bit since I’ve started this little project so I thought that the site
How To Deal With After Christmas Storage Issues
I always forget why it is that I dislike the Christmas season. It has everything that I love. Glitter, lights, watching my son get excited, and baking. So. Much. Baking. Then the New Year hits and it all comes flooding back. We end up with a pile of
The Time My Appendix Told My Body To Fuck Itself
Remember last year when my uterus put up a fuss and filled itself with grapefruit sized tumors called fibroids? As it turns out, that made my appendix jealous, and like most divas not getting attention, made it throw a fit. Here’s a little glimpse in
“What Do You Mean You Have Skin Like A Snake?” And Other Questions I’ve Been Asked About Skin Care Products That I Use
A lot of people have commented on my skin. I am VERY quick to point out that my skin is actually quite disgusting. Yes, I may not have the problems that you oily skinned girls have, but my skin is so dry that I’m like a tortoise. No joke. Not a prett
Old Fashioned Butter Mints Good Enough To Bribe Children And Guests With
Have you ever tried butter mints? They are melt in your mouth minty goodness and you can make around three thousand for two dollars. They make wonderful teacher gifts when placed in a decorative jar OR they can be used to keep everyone distracted fro
Attention Men: A Christmas Gift Guide So That You Don’t Get Stabbed During The Holidays
Christmas can hold a lot of disappointment for women. Even better yet, we won’t talk about it because we don’t want to come off as ungrateful bitches. We know we have good lives and therefore would rather just ignore you and say everything is fine wh
Feeling Stuck? Give Yourself An Easy Update
It’s human nature to feel blah sometimes, especially during these drab and gloomy winter months. I feel as though the number one thing that a lot of women need to realize is that it can be very easy to give yourself a little harmless update that won’
Hello? ……. Is It Tea You’re Looking For? (Sung In The Style Of Lionel Richie).
Have you ever wondered what all the jazz is about herbal teas? Well, it turns out they can do a lot for you. I always have a lot of “teagret” this time of the year when it starts getting cold outside. By this, I mean I realize that I haven’t had near