Mother’s Day is quickly approaching. I have bad news. The kids aren’t in school so no one will be putting a gift together for mom. This year it’s on you. Only you lol. Try some of these easy essential oil perfumes. They’re foolproof and the essential oils will give her the stamina to continue dealing with everyone’s bullshit.

Thanks For Changing My Diapers

10 drops Lavender
5 drops Patchouli
5 drops Geranium

Sorry That I Broke That

10 drops Grapefruit
5 drops Ylang Ylang
5 drops Patchouli

I Don’t Want That For Supper

10 drops Passion
5 drops Citrus Bliss
5 drops Bergamot

I Left All My Sweaters At School

5 drops Clary Sage
5 drops Grapefruit
5 drops Sandalwood
5 drops Bergamot

I Cut My Own Hair

10 drops Balance
7 drops Console
3 drops Sandalwood

I Don’t Know Who Did It

6 drops Whisper
6 drops Citrus Bliss
5 drops Lemon
3 drops Ylang Ylang

There. It’s just that simple. A bottle of wine (or two) would do the job as well.

xo S